Dont worry, I didnt forget :D RATED M

Hello readers *crickets chirping* XD The reason I havnt written anythin for like a gazillion years is cuz I have homework *boo* I know its sad :( another sad thing is im actually doing it :O....probably because *ahem*report*ahem*crappy*ahem* moving on........

Ive decided to lose weight *eating cupcake and drinking full cream milk* pfft nah just kidding :) You know I learnt that Fact in Russian sounds like Fuc*ed :D that is not swearing cuz I left out the 'k'.

Highlights of today were learning how to put on a condom on a fake pen*s which came out a (hahaha I was about to say vagi....STOP PG sorry hehe) banana. Anyways that was fun, then my cousin (who's 12 btw) told me she's getting an ultrasound...I told her off by saying

"how many times have I told you to use protection!"

Turned out it was an ultrasound for her leg :O

Oooohhh Choir Estedford was literally a waste of time and my sunday >:( grrrrrrr

I really gotta pee.....moving on, hmmmmm what shall we discuss??? Today a person tried to jump at Bondi Junction - as in suicide jump :/ scary stuff.....

I had a dream that my cousin ran away with a gang of teens and had s*x with this 18yr old and I told her off but then I fell in love with the 18yr old and there was lots of drama :/ but we didnt have s*x hehee.

I've realised that Im using a lotta foul language :/ ah well...

Today boys and girls we are going to learn about STI's and using protection. STI's are BAD and ANYONE could get 'em or have 'em. *oooohhhh* scary stuff.... So thats why you should buy condoms...remember betta safe than sorry :D

Goodbye and Goodnight! Stay safe, keep outta trouble and if your gonna have s*x do it in style...use a condom :P hehehe (I got that from the Matt Preston tishue commercial thingo)

xx