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Hehe Just kidding, but I should warn you that this blog includes some mental teenage drama's and a whole load of useless crap. Also I am slightly mental (trust me you dont want to see me when Im on PMS) so I do tend to argue, talk and insult myself XD

Anyways enjoy my pointless rambling....

P.S I decided to be nice and put everything important in bold (and colour :P)

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Stereotypes....




Watch this video for me plz :):):)
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Okey doke, u like???? Cuz I do! Steretyping ppl is seriously one of the meanest things to do. I've experienced it, u know how im Russian? (well u do now :P) People automatically assume I have to/am going to be drop dead gorgeous, blue eyes, blonde hair, white skin and that I drink. Yeah, I have blue eyes and white skin but my hair isnt blonde, nor do I drink and im far from drop dead gorgeous.


I think its unfair how people stereotype others into groups and judge by looks and culture. Everyone is equal and just because someone is different from you or is blonde, doesnt mean their a dumb sl*t. I have heaps of friends who are blonde and their far from dumb and as far as I know thir virgins.


Next time you want to judge, stop and look again, theirs more to a person than stereotype. Ask yourself these questions



  • Do I really know him/her?

  • Just because I commonly see (enter culture) people (enter verb) doesnt mean they do it too

  • Not all (enter culture, hair colour etc.) are (enter adjective)

I truly believe in peace and equality and this issue really bugs me, so please dont judge.


Peace out,


Xx


Sunday, June 27, 2010

FUNNIEST PRANK EVA

http://www.youtube.com/user/FridayNightCranks#p/u/6/NLRG9rLNeTo
Seriously HILARIOUS!!! This girl calls a hotel and pretends to be a 7yr old girl whose shower broke and she cant find clothes hahaha soooo funnay!!!! WATCH IT NOW!!!

Another hilarious one!!!
http://www.youtube.com/user/FridayNightCranks#p/u/27/SKZJgp-EMrc
hahahaha soooooo funny EPIC!!! lots of swearing though haha

http://www.youtube.com/user/FridayNightCranks#p/u/34/Lr0gdl4c0v4
This ones funnay as well...the guys pretending to be a telemarker whose trying to sell a playboy TV plan to this family hahaha so funny! (still swearing though)

http://www.youtube.com/user/FridayNightCranks#p/u/36/v_2AcffRqo0
Hahahaha Gay helpline prank call!!! Funny as!!! This one probably M 15+ hahaha he starts to try to get a date with the helpline guy hahaha sooooo funny!!!! And the guy try's to reject him!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA its hilarious!!! OMG the end is soooooo funny!!!! he starts to flirt with the guy haha ROFL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/FridayNightCranks#p/u/37/oy9SZO1oIak
Lost in Walmart prank call!!! hahaha rolf!!!! Soooo funny!!!! They fall for it sooo much....he convinces the Walmart workers that a man approached and attacked him for his dog food!!!! So funny LISTEN TO IT NOW!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/FridayNightCranks#p/u/62/JbvASeONAsA
Hahahha he calls a babysitter and asks her to babysit his 4 kids and tiger hahaha sooo funny!!!

Lol soooooo funny! U guys have to watch!!!!

Guess what....im pregnant

hahaha jks jks JESUS I WAS JUST KIDDING haha thought i'd get ur attention :P:P:P

So I was watching 16 and Pregnant on MTV Australia....heres the link for season 222222
http://www.mtv.com.au/shows/16-and-pregnant-season-2/episodes/16-and-pregnant-2
Its really interesting haha anyways how awkward would it be telling ur parents!? Ugh....I dont wanna know...

Sooooooo how are all my readers doin? Oh my GAWD!!!!! Wait 1 second!!!! I just remembered...on the sims 2 website (yuss im a freak :P) this person called rageinthemachine wrote the most AMAZING story I have ever read in my entire life!!!! U have to read it!!!!! (yes Nina u too :) I'll give u guys the links....

Chapter 1 - http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=219790&asset_type=story&user_id=5365706
Chapter 2 - http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=220334&asset_type=story&user_id=5365706
Chapter 3 - http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=220581&asset_type=story&user_id=5365706
Chapter 4 - http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=220749&asset_type=story&user_id=5365706
Chapter 5 - http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=222529&asset_type=story&user_id=5365706
Chapter 6 - http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=222876&asset_type=story&user_id=5365706

Anyways there's another few chapters but ill only give u guys the links if u comment :):):) hehehehe i know its long but its really worthwhile to read it!!! Trust me ppls!!!

Okey Doke :D soooooo has anyone else watched 'Bounce' on youtube??? Soooooo funnay!!! I laughed for ages :D:D ooohh btw my plans changed cuz im working 2day not tomoz haha

Anyways over and out....read the story!!!! BYE!!!! Xx

Holidays :D:D:D....dare I say more??


So since I dont have a calender Im gonna tell ya'll all my plans for this wk....


Monday - (hopefully) meeting my bff Aura after she finishes school and hanging out at Bondi Junction

Tuesday - piano lesson and im working :/ (fun huh?)

Wednesday - (hopefully) goin to Vera's at 10ish so we can chill and practise for our speech exammmmm oh and sew dresses haha nevamind :)

Thursday - Work and piano

Friday - Might meet up with Nina and Vera and stuff and chillax at Bondi Junction :):):)

Saturday - working :(:(:(

Sunday - couch camping :D:D:D


So thats my plan this week :) how exciting is it???


Righty oh....I GOT UP TO LEVEL 45 IN BUBBLE STRUGGLE 2!!!!! BEAT THAT!!!! HAHAHAHA I AM SOOOO PROUD :D:D:D:D:D.....

now I have to beat level 45 :(:(:( which is like impossible!!!


Hmph I spent all of 2day playing Sims, going outside for an hour to watch my lil bro's (that was fun *cough*) eating and sleeping in till 11 :D:D:D


Its really cold :(:(:( like rly cold......


Oooooohhhh I L.O.V.E my Ugg boots!!! What the hell did I do before them!!!! And im sick of Sims btw...


So tomoz I am gonna start planning mine and Vera's dresses and hopefully buy the fabric :D:D:D and then i hope I meet up with Aura :D:D:D how exciting is this!!!!! Well im excited....oh and I HAVE to practise piano cuz otherwise I'll forget how to play haha


So over and out ppl's :D

xx luv ya'll


P.S. thought I'd add a pic of what mine and Vera's dresses are gonna look like :P...well their getting there....*cough* (it has to be like a patchwork btw)

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Type A, school and other sh*t

Hey Hey HEEEEEY
How are y'all?? Well im gud, still mental though :)
I should probably apologise for my last entry *cough* Im mental what can I say :)
Im attt school...I was just playing Bubble Struggle 2 with GWKE (READ HER BLOG NOW)
http://gurlwithkaleidoscopeeyes.blogspot.com
We got up to level 14 2 player and cant friggin get past!!!!

My school has this newspaper thingo called 'Type A' and theres all these riddles in there...heres one...
The pope has it but he doesnt use it
Your father has it but your mother uses it
Nuns do not need it
Arnold Schawrzenger (whateva :) has a big one
Michael J Fox's is quite small
What is it?

Oooooh suspense....alright its its last names Im too impatient :P

I forgot $2 for my lovely year coordinator who we all "love" dearly *cough*not*cough*

Anyways OMG Julia Priniston whateva her name is...has just become PRIME MINISTER of Australia
meh who cares :)

Anyways...type A is booring today :(:(:(:(

Has anyone noticed that nobody looks up? I mean we look 'up' but like as in just up into the ceiling oir the sky occasionally? Anyway...anyone heard the Ebay song???

Did you Know; the elephant trunk has over 40000 muscles but not a single bone? WOW!

gtg xx

Sunday, June 20, 2010

im itchy...

ow I just hit my hand on the desk....it hurts!!!!!!!!the pains too much!!! go towards the light...must.go.towards.light
Just die already and shut up
Pffft thats not nice
Reminder: u hit ur hand and ur Dramatic Magesty is dying
Cant take the pain.....it hurts!!!
*yawn* technically Im u so I feel ur pain...but in this case I dont CUZ NOTHIN HURTS
*Evil glare* Ur a mental psychopath u no that?
Lol ur me and I'm u cuz we're talking to myself and so u just called urself a mental psychopath
um...what?
Thats why I'm the smart one XD
Smart SIDE dumbass
PG idiot
Hypochrit
If ur gonna insult urself at least spell it correctly!
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
U need to go to bed
Pfft well im not even tired as a matter of fact
Dude theres no point trying to hide something from urself cuz Im u and I perfectly no that ur tired
Am not
Are too
Am not
Ur gonna be rly tired and grumpy in the morning...just u wait
No Im not...as a matter of fact Im gonna be in the best mood eva pfft u'll see
I bet that u'll be running late, cursing like there's no tomorrow and telling ur whole life story to Nina, Vera and Lily tomoz in form
*evil glare* fine u no what Im going to bed Away from u!
*Slaps face* Dude when will uunderstand that we are ONE person with ONE mind and probably a mental diorder cuz this isnt normal
I agree...ur spelling skills are appalling
*slaps face* Go to bed! PLEASE
Why dont u since ur me!
Oh god....bye everyone sorry u had to witness that XD

Dont worry i didnt die....yet :D

Hey guys! Looong time no write huh! Well partly my fault....hehe just kidding but lets blame homework for the reason why I didnt write :P

Okely Dokely....Well as usual I got sick with a throat infection a few days back and I really cant type today :O
Homework wise....Im doing well for once! I've done everything xept for maths! Omg thats amazing huh! I just gotta do last weeks Aus History and Ch.8 summary...moving on :P

So speech concert coming up!!!! UrfavegypoXD *wink wink* hehe my faveourite speeech buddy! Luv ya babe btw how was Saturday sry I was working so I couldnt come :'(

Moving in I mean on *slaps face* I had this humungus argument with my dad 2day cuz he's like
"clean up the house"
so I did then he's like
"Its not good enough...grounded for a month"
So I was like wtf! Anyways there was a lotta screamning (see what I mean bout my spelling 2day) and anger and tears and me proving my point and chocolate....best comfort food...and ice-cream mmmmmmmm who's hungry?

Anyways not grounded anymore since I proved my point about how Im so un-co andlazy and unfit that I simply couldnt clean everything properly :D who's the queen of excuses? That would be me :D:D:D:D and Nina...yes Nia's good at excuses
Omfg Nia? Really (my name) really? Far out I must be tired....sleeeep mmmmmm who's tired?

Oh shit Im probably on PMS *scary music* that cant be good...

Im thirsty...who' thirsty? For the love of God! SHUT THE FU*K UP! *shaking head* talking to urself....again! chips are good tooo....who feels like a carrot? Cuz im like craving carrots! Oh la la (means oh no no! in french! how funnay is that!) its definitely PMS.....

Anyways I beta sleep on it....c ya'll! xx
P.S this is a pretty colour....ooohh P.S like P.M.S!!! get it? breath......breath.....unicorns, house by the beach.....talking to myself *slaps face*

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Dont worry, I didnt forget :D RATED M


Hello readers *crickets chirping* XD The reason I havnt written anythin for like a gazillion years is cuz I have homework *boo* I know its sad :( another sad thing is im actually doing it :O....probably because *ahem*report*ahem*crappy*ahem* moving on........


Ive decided to lose weight *eating cupcake and drinking full cream milk* pfft nah just kidding :) You know I learnt that Fact in Russian sounds like Fuc*ed :D that is not swearing cuz I left out the 'k'.

Highlights of today were learning how to put on a condom on a fake pen*s which came out a (hahaha I was about to say vagi....STOP PG sorry hehe) banana. Anyways that was fun, then my cousin (who's 12 btw) told me she's getting an ultrasound...I told her off by saying

"how many times have I told you to use protection!"

Turned out it was an ultrasound for her leg :O


Oooohhh Choir Estedford was literally a waste of time and my sunday >:( grrrrrrr


I really gotta pee.....moving on, hmmmmm what shall we discuss??? Today a person tried to jump at Bondi Junction - as in suicide jump :/ scary stuff.....


I had a dream that my cousin ran away with a gang of teens and had s*x with this 18yr old and I told her off but then I fell in love with the 18yr old and there was lots of drama :/ but we didnt have s*x hehee.


I've realised that Im using a lotta foul language :/ ah well...


Today boys and girls we are going to learn about STI's and using protection. STI's are BAD and ANYONE could get 'em or have 'em. *oooohhhh* scary stuff.... So thats why you should buy condoms...remember betta safe than sorry :D


Goodbye and Goodnight! Stay safe, keep outta trouble and if your gonna have s*x do it in style...use a condom :P hehehe (I got that from the Matt Preston tishue commercial thingo)

xx

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Bored at school... :D

Currently I am at school trying to think of what to write about for my next English story....I thought about setting it out like blog entries and for inspiration I went on blogger and then I got bored and thought why not just write some bullshit about this.

I'd make such a shit writer, I cant think of ANYTHING to write about, its driving me insane....ooohhhh I had a fight with my mom this morning so I bought a carmello to cheer me up...I swear chocolate is seriously a drug, and Im an addict :D

I have a choir estedford thingo afterschool today...fun right? At least I'll miss out on the last two periods of the day!! Since my PDH teacher is away, I get to go to a study (any room if its open, to do work) in period 7!!! I really need to start eating healthy because I've eaten so much shit yesterday and today that its not funny!

As you could tell school is sooo fun and I have sooo much to write about...not. 10 more minutes till next period...great the only thing open is english so Ill probably end up writing useless entries. I know! I'll paste in what I've written for my story so far! Im genius...

Oh my gawd what a day!!!!

Hey peeps! How are ya? Today was seriously the most stressful day of my life! This morning when I was running to school, this total random drives up to me and asks if I want a ride, obviously I said no and ran away. He seriously could have kidnapped, raped or murdered me!!!! Scary as!

Anyway so I got to school, wet as hell because as usual it was raining. Summer rain is so nice, because its warm and beautiful and there’s usually a rainbow or two, problem is its winter, so instead of being warm and nice, rain is cold and hits you like a thousand bullets.

Then I had classes….then at recess my friend Kate and I talked about Jake (her crush) and


Its literally like my blog entries except with changed names....all I did was look through my blog and piece together a day, so creative. 7 minutes, im really tired...someone (probs my brother) closed my blinds this morning so it was so hard to get up!!!! I thought it was Saturday :(:(:(:((wait let me rephrase that) I wish it was Saturday!!!

Oooh just remembered did you know that if you wtrie lkie tihs you cuold siltl raed it as lnog as the frsit and lsat lteters are the smae? Cool rgiht? So splelnig dnseot mtater! Stupid school! Also this takes ages but I fInD ThAt wRItiNg LiKE thiS is ReALly coOl! <---- whoa the coOl looks coOl! From this day forth I will always type coOl like that :D

2 minutes left...better pack up :) see ya next time....
xx

grrrrrr technology has something against me...

Just an update....I am so shit at this following thingo... i ahve no idea what Ive done but im somehow following myself...twice! And everytime i wanna follow someone else this friggin thing makes me follow myself! Which makes me look like a loser who has no followers so she follows herself! kinda true...but moving on arrrrgggg!!!!!

*deep breath* now back to my nails....

10 minutes later...
Pffft im simply genius, all you do is press the 'Follow' button on the left hand corner, well done....(talking to myself once again *slap face*) god im slow, moving on :)....

No Danny, its not ok to delete my homework :/

Firstly (and before I forget) a humungous shout out to Penelope Smitherson who is now following me!!!! Dearest Penelope, we may have never met but you made my day! Because now I know that kind strangers actually read this!!!! God I've never been so happy....moving on

If your wondering who Danny is, he's brother number 2.
Brother number 2 is a mental 2 year old who annoys the hell outta me and makes my life hell by deleting my friggin drama homework!!!!

Okeeeyyy doookkkeee, today we had an athletics carnival *people cheering* yay....well not only did I get my hair sprayed green by a mental year 7, but I ate so much junk food that I probably gained a few kg's....if you dont believe me then here's a list of everything I ate/drank
  • Sprite
  • chips x2 (honey soy chicken and sweet chilli and sour cream...mmmm chips....)
  • Hot chocolate
  • lollypop (watermelon flavour)
  • um some pastry shit which was gross

By listing all these things for all to see maybe next time I wont eat so much shit, ahhhh I wanna take it offf!!!! Nope, suffer hehehehe Shit im talking with myself again....:O

Righteo what else happened hmmmm oh yes Ive decided to join my schools dance team, because my friend Emma convinced me to, oh well it wont kill me....I hope

OMG I just remembered the funniest story!!! *excited gasp from crowd* So as you all know I got my wisdom teeth out, if you didnt know you do now :D. So there I am before the whole procedure, nervous as hell trying to calm myself down, my doctor/surgeon person Dr.Briggs, had to talk to me beforehand. He had to inform me about all the risks and dangers of the procedure, he simply found it necessary that I know....I refused to listen after he said

"there is a chance I hit a major nerve and then you wont be able to feel your mouth and you'll have to be hospitalised..."

Gee thanks, at that moment I decided to lighten up my mood by saying

"Well I wont die or anything"

Dr Briggs decided to add a statement to make me feel a hell lot better

"Only if you have an infection and dont tell us its bothering you so then there's a chance of you dying"

Um thankyou Dr Briggs, you set my spirit high. I truly appreciated him telling me all that necessary info....

BTW I didnt really participate in the athletics carnival, reason being that Im such a nice person so I keep all my athletic abilities hidden so others can have a chance of winning :P

Righteo my drama teacher hates me because I didnt/forgot to hand in my drama yesterday and since bro number 2 deleted it I couldnt hand it in this morning. Mrs.H*** was literally giving me death stares throughout the carnival....

My nails are literally so long its not funny...I need to cut 'em, *sigh* well I have nothing to write about anyway so stop wasting your time.....

Bye!!! xx

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Quote from Nina "If another person goes on a diet im gonna friggin kill them!" Cant agree more :D



Sa ma helva yangil!!!! translation: my version of HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U!!! in Egyptian.... This is a very special announcement to Vera who turned 14 today!!! Dearest Vera u r AMAZING!!! Love u heaps and u better have a gud B'day or else :D


Ok back to bloggin! So I didnt go on yesterday :O *gasp* shock, horror, despair I know. Anyway I got ma hair died!!! Its like coffee colour now :D so today I became the most popular person in school cuz every second person screamed out "OMG DID U DIE UR HAIR!!!!" no, it just magically turned dark overnight... so Im doing well homework wise....havnt started a thing :P but im about to do Drama *dramatic music*.


Oh BTW today Im going to write bout anorexia :( sad topic I know but after I read a girls comment from this website thing I was soooo shocked...here's the link...

aaaargggghhhh I forgot that u cant copy from iPhone to the computer....if u type in starvinginthepain on google it shud come up.


Anyways this poor girl wrote that she's already fasted (practically starved) for three days and was talking about how proud she was and she was giving advice on how to be anorexic! I was so shocked!!! Anyway I wrote her like this whole letter about all the bad things and side effects of anorexia - gaining weight if you eat anything, losing your hair, losing muscles, depression, infertility etc.

How sad is the picture!!! Freaks me out!!!

Anyways gtg watch masterchef! Bye!
xx
P.S we have an athletics carnival tomorrow, being the good sport I am I decided to let others win by spectating (wouldnt wanna beat anyone :P)

ooohhh nearly forgot
Daily Justin Bieber hate sentence:
Justin Biebers voice is just like a diamond...it never breaks! (quote by me and urfaveouritegypoXD)